How did Rush Limbabble lose 57 pounds?
Question by I love yanking your chain: How did Rush Limbabble lose 57 pounds?
10) Every time he tells a lie he loses one pound.
9) The secret ingredient is OxyContin.
8) Only 10% of his diet is actually grown in America.
7) All the fat he loses trickles down so it can be enjoyed by the working class.
6) Stomach stapling may have played a small role.
5) The diet was prompted by his desire to finally be able to see his own “stimulus package.”
4) He plans to put all the weight back on in one glorious pork rind bender.
3) His main source of protein is aborted fetuses.
2) It involves being waterboarded with gravy until you can’t stand the sight of it.
1) Obama actually deserves the credit.
Answer by Aharon
Sounds like someones jealous.
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